Dutch Bird







  



DUTCH BIRD


Garda O'Ryan is up against it in this tale of intrigue ... and pigeons

Director: Kirk Weddell
Producer: Mark Shields
DP: Dave Lemay

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Photgraphs: copyright of Mario Pietrangeli


David Kelly stars in this gentle Irish comedy.

Garda Pat O'Ryan hasn't a clue.

An urgent appeal on the night before the big race ...

... leads to a catastrophic drop in sugar levels ...

...much to the amusement of the assembled thong ...

"Hold your hands like this and take deep breaths ..."

"... and what are you laughing at?"

The pub empties ... a sole customer is forced to listen (again) to the old story of the ant in the camera lens ...
Garda O'Ryan can't wait to get to the race the next day ... There is a great turnout ...
...with lots of interesting characters ... ...some with an almost complete absence of gorm ...
..........................But all goes well ... .........................much to Pat's relief ...
... and Seamais wins the trophy ... ...celebrations all around ...
... and a great time was had by all ... ... but something isn't right ...
Seamais looks too smug ... ...a quick visit to his house reveals the truth ...
Seamais is the ringleader of an underground pantomime troupe ... Cornered, with no hope of escape, the troupe shamelssly perform for the television cameras ...
Chris Taylor, Kirk Weddell, Mark Shields Seamais ... Seamais ... shame ... shame ...